The Top Ten List, The Top 10 Signs That Your Dog May Be A Bad Driver.
Apparantly there is a dog rescuer in New Zealand who is training dogs to drive. Fur real. To showcase their intelligence.
Isn't that awesome? It is. It is so awesome!
I want to teach Buddy to drive. It would be great. It really would.
Until she saw a rabbit.
There's always a bunny to blame (with apologies to Jimmy Buffet), that's my dog walking motto.
90% of the times that I've lost the leash, nearly lost the leash, or been ignored when I called to Buddy off leash, there has indeed, and in fact, been a bunny rabbit to (take the) blame.
Wouldn't that be fun to report to my insurance company?
Me: My dog saw a rabbit.
Geico: And why is that a problem ma'am?
Me: She was driving.
